"Men are like
........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.
........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
........ Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. "
so remeber that ladies.. hahaha... naw... thats like 99% of guys, then when one finds one thats in the other 1%, thats when nothing anyone says about him, will make you budge. soo... to all those guys that managed to get their hands on one of my sisters? take good care of them, or beware.. haha... and for all my gurls? congrats.. ya lucky bum!!! hahaha...
haha... soo random today... omg.... and such a blonde day today too!!!!! oks... simple question. whats the average between 28 and 30? and body know?! hmm.. APPARENTLY not me.. haha.... stupid psyche lab... hahaha....... oh boy. that was the hardest i've laughed in a while... weirdness.... or maybe i just think that cuz im soo tired... hmm... neways... yesterday??? omg.... stupid internet wouldnt work, so lack of contacting people, and phone? NO ONE PICKED UP!!!!! its like they all left me.. .hmm... maybe i should take a hint... hahaha.... oh yes.. my point to bloggging... well, the reason i felt like blogging to begin with.. before everything else.....haha
its amazing how there are so many people that do things in love. not for any other reason. but it is out of their love for us that they do certain things. sometimes we dont want to do certain things, but when you think about it, theres no other choice. either do it because of love for the other person, or just let the other person be. we live and wallow in the depths of life. yet even then Jesus loves us. and he didnt want to, but he did come down to this filthy place so that we could be rescued. how amazing is that? and since HE lived a life of love, why do we find it so hard to love others, just as he loved and STILL loves us? i dunno.. that was just some thought i had at one point or another... i dunno.. if you wanna say something long or have it up here or something, email or msn it to me and i'll put it up. unedited. and credited to you. cuz ya know.. im not smart enough to say whatever you hafta say.. so yeah.. Hes amazing.
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